Saturday, February 4, 2012

Ode to the February Shed

Ode to the February Shed...

Oh dear February Friend.
You come suddenly and unwanted into my life.
Your static-y magnetism mingles with mud and sand and scurf.
You get in my eyes, in my mouth, and somehow tie yourself in knots through my fleece.
Lord knows how you find your way through my underarmour and into my bra.
You seem so full of yourself.
And my Neti Pot and dryer lint trap are also full of you.
I know you will be here a while, and I am already...
tired of you.


7 comments:

  1. LOL! Junior is shedding too? Everyone's horse seems to be shedding but mine! I think Lilly GREW more hair last month. She now has goat hairs all over. :(

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    1. I know! I sure wish I had a horse vacuum!

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  3. Milo isnt shedding...although he is naked so theres not much to shed. ;) I liked this little ...poem? Ode. Haha. Like the new banner too, funny!

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    1. Thanks! Just thought it was time for a change and I love playing with photoshop!

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  4. This is awesome!!! LOL!!! I took my car in to the detailing shop... when I went to pick it up the owner (been taking it there for years) tells me: "Please... please consider NOT having a grey horse... there was hair everywhere".... oh, shedding season... how fun you are!!

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    1. Definitely don't get a roan then! No matter what I wear I've got visible hair on it!

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